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I`m not sure what to do now that i`ve created this thing so i`ll start with a round-up of the situation here:
I`ve just opened a bottle of wine , Lin is cooking roast beef with all the trimmings and my home-study course is in front of me - as it has been for a week (!)
The new Pope has just been signed-up and i`ve never seen so many big hats and so much bling - it`s like Ladies Day at Ascot - without the smell !
The Hustings are in full swing and the fascist British National Party (BNP) have just published their manifesto - a free *citizen`s assault rifle* to keep at home if you do National Service (conscription).That could be a real vote-winner, but it obviously depends on the gun ? I`m a bit of a traditionalist when it comes to these things and would like to think it will be an AK-47 (or even an AK-M or AK-S if it comes to it) - classic , retro design and a great hookline - "the widowmaker". Unfortunately, it will probably be an SA80 (dull), a M16A2 (ok , but the grenades are a bugger to get hold of) or an HK MP5 (ok if you are a gadget monster?)
I remember in the 1974 election, Alen Coren did a wonderful spoof NF (National Front) Political Broadcast in Punch magazine - the repatriation of immigrants was a huge undertaking - all those dinner-ladies who would have to have their heads shaved and all the school desks that would have to be burnt as they had been contaminated. AND - where do you get a job-lot of cattle-trucks at short notice ....?
2 Comments:
Would that be slightly red beef?
Could you change the background please
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